If a modular triggered ability would put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead
The easiest way is with a Firebrand Archer, a cheap red creature printed in Foundations, which deals one damage to each opponent whenever you cast a noncreature spell
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